This year, starting January and running through to November, my corporal punishment bottoms are tallying up how many strokes they receive and will be receiving the cumulative total in one brutal session in December. There are no explicit rules — you may only visit every few months, and this will be reflected in your total in December. My fantasy is to give over 5000 strokes in one month, so the more to play along the better! I will be announcing my Australia tours very shortly.

How to get involved? Simply book a session with me, or your local service provider and tag on X a photo of your stripes each month with the hashtag #2025cumulativestrokechallenge